20 Shower Thoughts That Will Destroy Your Brain

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    Insect - Bees are the tragic action heroes of the bug world.
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    Dog - Who picks up a guide dog's poo?
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    Tree - What if you keptachainsaw inyour bedroom instead of a gun? Imagine the fear that would enter an intruderS mind hearing that?
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    Child - Owonder if a person who losestheir eyesight as a childimagines everything as being much larger than they actually are as an adult.
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    Vacation - NAVY Maybe grandparents pretend tobe bad with technology so that they have an excuse to spend time with us.
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    Text - The worst part about realizinghow lonely you are, is when yourealize you have noone to tell how lonely you are.
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    Little red flying fox - m disappointed in our ancestors for never domesticating bats.
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    Speedometer - 130 150 110 km/h 639m 00912m I spend more time nervously monitoring my speedometer in school zones than I do watching for children. 190 210
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    Text - Have you been drinking enough water? is the medicalequivalent of "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
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    Text - The early bird gets the worm. what about the worm? He was up early and got eatenalive...
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    Text - Your handwriting is like your written accent k
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    Text - When people die, most of them will have anegative kill/death ratio.
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    Food - Been cooking in restaurants full time for 6 years.. 1 wonder if I've ever Cooked someone theirlast meal.
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    Waist - It's fine to show people your positive pregnancy test, but show them anythingelse you've peed on and that's disgusting.
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    Adaptation - The most defeating sound in the world is the sound of singing birds after a sleepless night when you have to get up early the next day.
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    Facial expression - They say it takes 10,000 hours to become a master at something ve spent morethan that sleeping andl am only getting worse
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    Text - Iknow I'm still young because when a coworker told me she was pregnant my initialreaction was panic for her before Iremembered s supposed to say 'congratulations.
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    Text - If you tell the recipient of a surprise that youhave a surprise for them it's nolonger a surprise Now it's a secret. And that's just terrible.
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    Text - When someone is telling mea story they already told me,Ilet them tell it again to seeif it changes at all.
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    Wood - When luse the toilet at night lget nervous about using the flush in fear of waking somebody up. Yet Ihave never knowingly woken up to a toilet flushing.
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